Yamraaj: Bacha Tu ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai.......Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein Narak milega!

Aadmi: Woh kaise?

Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru, aur ek apsara milenge!

Aadmi: Ye to Swarg hi Swarg hain!
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Yamraaj: Glass mein "hole" hoga .........aur apsara mein nahi...





 BEFORE MARRIAGE.....

Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do you want me to leave ?
Boy : No
Girl : Do You Love Me ?
Boy : Of course
Girl : Will you ever cheat me ?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will you ever kiss me ?
Boy : Every chance I get
Girl : Will you hit me ?
Boy : Are you crazy ?
Girl : Can I trust you ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet heart

AFTER MARRIAGE :.....
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