boy: mom aaj khane may kya banaya hai☺

mom: baigan ki sabji🍆

boy:😏😏😠😠 kya mom har bar baigan ki sabji😔😔😔😔😒😒

mom: ye sab nakhre apni bivi 💃 k samne karna
tab to muh se ek shabd nahi niklega jo vo banaygi chup chap kha loge 😡😡😡

boy: 😁😁 lao baigan hi kha leta hoon.

after marriage..........

boy: aaj khane me kya banaya hai darling😊

wife: baigan ki sabzi🍆

boy: kya baigan ki sabzi 😒😒

wife: ye nakhre na apni maa k samne kiya karo

tab to kuchh ni bolte  
😡😡😡  

boy: achcha lao baigan ki sabzi !!😔😔😒    

BACHARE LADKE
🙇🙇🙇🙇