Sunday, October 5, 2014

Hurting Someone is as easy as Cutting a Tree Within a moment.
But Making Someone Happy is like Growing a Tree.
It takes lots of Care, Time & Patience.
Good Morning. Have a nice day


 Zindagi ki keemat ka andaaza maut ke baad he hota hai..








Jaise Zinda murga - 85 /-
Butter chicken - 400 /-



Hv u ever heard about the device that converts ur precious thoughts into speech. .....???
It's called DAARU. .!!!

Hv u ever heard about the device that converts ur precious speech into silence. ..???
It's called. ..... JORU...!!!
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Wife: is Deewali Hum Kaun Si Nayi Gaadi Lene Wale Hain ?
Husband: Kutri๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Wife: Nahi Leni Hai To Mat Lo..... Aur Haan Tu Kutra, Teri Maa Kutri, Tera Baap Kutra, Tera Poora Khaandaan Kutra....๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Husband: (Gutkha Thookte Hue) Ari Pagaliya.... Q3.... Audi Q3 ๐Ÿ™‡




 Once a fisherman got up very early in the morning.Since it was very dark,He decided to pass time.He found a sack full of little pebbles.He began tosing them into the river high and far.Atlast when he had only one pebble left,The sun rose.He saw the pebble, he was holding and It was a diamond.He then realised that,He had just thrown a sackful of diamonds.
Moral: NEVER Get up early in the morning..

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