Wife: I have a good news and a bad news.

Husband: I m very busy. Just give me the good news.

Wife: the airbags in our new AUDI worked perfectly fine.
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Joke:Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :-
Since last one week, you are saying this’Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day”

I was just trying to remind you 