Veg joke....
Ek Aalu🍈 ne Bhindi k cell pe i love u  ka sms bheja..

 Bhindi  ne aalu🍈 ko phone📞 karke bahut sunaya..

boli tum itne mote, saste...aur main ekdum slim and sexy...

Aalu 🍈 ka toh dil hi toot gaya...aur phir usne itni sabziya fansaayi ki aaj aap dekh sakte ho...

Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan, 🍈
Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Paalak, 🍈🌿
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gaajar,
Aalu-Chhole,
Aalu-Methi. 🍈🌱
Aur Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai...

Moral:
Jo attitude dikhata hai, akela reh jaata hai......

🍈🍈🍈🍈🍈

Samosa said to Aloo:-
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe cover karke garam oil se bacha leta hu because i luv u....

Aloo said:-
Jab log Tumhe fry hone k foran baad khate hai to main unka muh jala deta hun becoz I Luv u too....
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Moral-
Inki luv story pe na jayein..
Samosa thanda karke khaiyen.. 😋😋😛
Very touching.