Hyd boy : daadi kya apan hamesha paanch ich rahingey abba, ammi, baji,tum, mai??

Dadi : tu shaadi karle 6 hojate

Boy : phir baji ki shaadi ho jati, unu chale jate, phir paanch

Dadi : tereku bacha hota phir 6 hojate

Boy : phir tum marjate phir paanch hojate...

Dadi : tera murda niklo iflaas kaiku dum karra re

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In one Hyderabadi family a son comes home crying from school
Mom : kaiku rora?
Son : teacher maari merku.
Mom: kaiku Mari chudel terku ?
Son : main murgi bola usku.
Mom : arre kaiku aisa bola re ?
Son : kaiku bole toh ?
Har exam mein anda deeri merku

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 Salim Feku: Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete
Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte....

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino?
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri.
Ismail Bhai : Fish madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino?
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re isku..