🍀 Ten Gurumantras for a cool life:

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.😉

2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.😜

3. Save water. Drink on the rocks.😎

4. Fruits/Salads are healthy. So leave it for sick.😅

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.😊

6. Don't shout in the office. It disturbs those who are sleeping.😱

7. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.😍

8. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.😳

9. Why do something today when it can be done tomorrow. By someone else.😂

10. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life😜