Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Super Insults:
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class.
Please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him......
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?

Son : Don't know ๐Ÿ˜

Mother : Sometime give attention to study also ๐Ÿ‘€

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?

Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
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A cute excuse:

Teacher-Y r u late?

Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป..๐ŸŽท๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ‘†Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??

Salesman: Rs.18,000/-

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iphone?? . .

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก


Salesman: ..๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„




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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book

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