Super Insults:
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class.
Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him......
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know ๐
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also ๐
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
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A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
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๐Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ๐จ๐ ๐ก
Salesman: ..๐๐๐๐๐
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class.
Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher,
Kumar is not a rose,
Dont smell him,
Teach him......
๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know ๐
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also ๐
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ป..๐ท๐พ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ๐จ๐ ๐ก
Salesman: ..๐๐๐๐๐
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
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