Army officer's wife to Gorkha Sahayak:-
Main rest karne Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena.

Sahayak:-Jee Memsahib.

Ma'm had just started to relax when Sahayak knocks.....

Officer's Wife:-Kya hai?

Gorkha :- Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib??

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