Height of prank call😜

📞😕Hello pooja hai...?

😒Nahi...

😆😆To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
😄😄😄
Height of irritating someone:"

Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi..

Thodi der baad..
Boy:" pen hai ??
Girl:" nahi bola na..
Boy:" pen hai pen ??
Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad...
Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:" nahi..
Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
😜😜
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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..😜😳

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✔☝Ek aur...

Heart melting love story:

Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?








Boy: My wife & 2 kids.  
😝😜😁

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✔☝Ek aur...

Dr:Kaise aana hua?

Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain

Dr: Sharab peete ho?

Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !😝

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✔ Bas☝last..

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
W
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum

Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??


😜😄 💐💐
One more Height of prank call.

📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
Nahi.... Hang up


After some time again
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
😒Bola na nahi hai.... Hang up



And again
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
😒Nahi hai mere baap.... Hang up



And one more time
📞😕Hello Popatlal hai?
😒haan hai bol, kya chahiye



😆chal hat,.....
jhut mat bol, .. .....
Popat green hota hai.. .....
Lal nahi........

😂😂😂😂😂😂
😜 😂 😀 😊 😃 😜 😀
समय का परिवर्तन देखें.......😂😂
🎈13 साल के बच्चे को प्यार हो रहा है😜😜

🌹65 साल के लोगो की शादी हो रही है 😜😜

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ओफ़्फ़्फ़्फ़्फ़ोह.....🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈