Wonderfully described definitions 😄

CIGARETTE:  
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper  
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:  
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters


CONFERENCE:  
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present

COMPROMISE:  
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece

TEARS:  
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!

CLASSIC:  
A book
Which people praise,
But never read


SMILE:  
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!


OFFICE:  
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life


YAWN:  
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth

EXPERIENCE:  
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:  
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip

OPTIMIST:  
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

MISER:  
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!


FATHER:  
A banker
Provided by
Nature

BOSS:  
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early

POLITICIAN:  
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR:  
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!