Sunday, July 19, 2015

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
👦Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍺🍷🍹🍸

👧Awesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye

gender change karwalu
😳😳😳

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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
 "Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 🚶

Wife: "Nasha 🍸
har gum bhula deta hai"

 "Bhaisaab"..!!😜

😀😂😂😂
 Teacher :

“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !😂😂😇😇
Ghor Kalyug😰

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂


This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hain uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

😂😍
Ultimate Hit!!


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