Sunday, July 19, 2015

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฆBoy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ

๐Ÿ‘งAwesome reply by girl :
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye

gender change karwalu
๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
 "Tum kaun ho?" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " ๐Ÿšถ

Wife: "Nasha ๐Ÿธ
har gum bhula deta hai"

 "Bhaisaab"..!!๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 Teacher :

“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
Ghor Kalyug๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hain uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

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Ultimate Hit!!


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