For all 'Daroo' loving guys.. enjoy this:

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth

- George Burns

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on -

~Oscar Levant

I take a drink only on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not

~Brendan Behan

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!

~Frank Sinatra

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me

~Winston Churchill

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

-Kinky Friedman

Dear Alcohol,
we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk

-Anonymous

I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.

-Anonymous

I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker

-Anonymous

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver

-Anonymous

You look like I need another drink!

-Anonymous

I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!
Cheerz