Laalu football match dekh kar bole: Itne saare log Football ko laat kyu maar hai ???

Secretary-: Sir, GOAL karne ke liye...

Laalu- ''Sasuri gol hi to hai aur kitna GOL krenge..
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Lalu ne Raabri se I love u kaha aur gir pade.
Phir uthe I love u bola, aur fir gir pade.

Rabri -"E ka hai?"

Lalu -"Dekhti nahi ka Sasuri....
I'm falling in love".
. Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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Lalu : - Sasura , murkh admi ki biwi bahut
sundar hoti hai.......
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Raabdi : - Aap k pas to humre tarif k alawa
aurr kono kaam nahi........

Lalu shocked Raabri rocked.
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