Pilot Was Welcoming The
 Passengers On The Plane
 Shortly After Take Off..

"Thank You For Flying
With Us This Morning.
  The Weather Is.."

Then Suddenly He Starts
 Screaming While He Is
Still On The Loud Speakers:

"Oh My God. OMG!
 OMG! OMG.. Its Burning"

A Ghostly Silence Reigned.!

He Gets Back On The Microphone Talking To
The Passengers:

"I Sincerely Apologise For The Incident But I Just Dropped a Very Hot Cup Of Coffee On My Lap.. U Should See My Pants."

One Passenger Replies -
"Why Don't You Come Here And See Our PANTS"!