. Super Insults:

Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to Bathe him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
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Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tum...?? . . .
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .
Father: Kamine mai tera pooch raha hun. . . .
Son: To Aap konse Rajnikant Ho, Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..
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Mother to Son:
Tipu sultan kaun hain ?
Son : Pata Nahi 
Mother : Padhai pe dhyan do 
Son to Mother : chinky aunty kaun hain?
Mother : Pata Nahi.
Son : Papa pe Dhyan do
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A cute xcuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so wht mks U late if dey wr fightng?
Student-1shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
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Wife : "Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?"
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Husband : "Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du." 
Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: "bapre"
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: "bapre" + "bapre"+ "bapre"
Girl: 
Salesman: 😆
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Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?"
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18...!!!

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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! 
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Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad....Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho?Nahi beta....Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho?Nahi beta.....To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho???😅😅