Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Different types of call summaries :

 boy to  boy !
  00:00:59

 boy to  mom !!
  00:00:50 

 boy to  dad !
    00:00:30 

 boy to  girl !
    01:23:59 

 girl to  girl !
    05:29:59 

 girl to  boy !
  miss call 

 wife to  husband!
   not responding
Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇✋✋✋
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 Law of equality 💠

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞
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Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
"I Agree"......!!
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I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife..surely does... Worth reading..

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