JOKE OF THE DAY

Muslim ladki exam mein Hindu ladke se: "Excuse me , Bhai Jaan.." 

Ladka: "Ek to paper confusing hai  aur upar se tu aur confuse kar rahi hai ...

.. Ya to Bhai bol ya Jaan bol " 
⏰ ROCKING GENERATION...

"KID FAILS IN EXAM"

Father: Aaj Se Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna...!

Son: Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
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Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.😆

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓


Teacher- 🌍💫🌝Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
 Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra ?

Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!
😸😆😸
😛-Laughter time-!

🔦-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu
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Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😛
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😛😛Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👚
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
Doctor: Do exercise daily for
good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!
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Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa ,
uska baap ,
uski behan  aur
uska bhai ..
😛😀😀😛😀
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Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..