What is the Difference between Wife & Girlfriend
 Great Thought in Modified Version-

Wife is like a TV &
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky & most of the time old.!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy & very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high & demanding.

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk & listen) but
with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least..!
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...
Take Care.

Issued in Public Interest.!!!