Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho, ke me Khush bhi ho jaon or Jal bhi jaon.
Husband: Tum meri Zindagi Ho .....

aur
Lanat hai aisi Zindagi par.



1budha budhiya ko ghoor raha tha budhiya use galiya dene lagi .
1ladka aya bola-kya hua?
budha-kuch nahi beta,purana calender h hawa se fadfada raha h



Santa: Papa,
kal meri GIRLFRIEND ka
birthday h,
Use kya du..??
.
Papa: Dekhne me kaisi hai ??
.
Santa: Mast hai..!
.
Papa: Mera number de de..!!gd ny.t



‬: Ek sardar baraf ka tukra haath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Srdr: Dekh raha hoon ki leak kahan se ho rha hai.:-) :-)