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Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband: Bahen hai..!

Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye?

Husband: Teri hai isiliye 😰😰😂😂😂



WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa......

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Wife: Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......

Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho? Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..

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Serious Joke of the Day..

Height of Cost Cutting:

Sardar ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mai paint kiya aur baaki bache hisse mai likh diya,
"Same as Above"...........!!!!
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