Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.. 

Staff colleague askd:
wht hapend?

Secretary:
He asked me r u free tonight? 

I said yes !

Clown gave me 60 pages to type!!!

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Shocking Introduction at a party...
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One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.

 Negro died & went to heaven.
Angel: Who are you..?? 
Negro to impress her: Am hero of Titanic.
Angel gets confused  & asks a friend: Abey Titanic duba tha ki jala tha..?

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The first beer of every Men's life was never bought
with his own money.

Some genius would have said
 "pee, darr mat, main hoon,
kuch nhi hoga....." 