Monday, November 24, 2014

Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli...
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..
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Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband: Behen hai..!

Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?

Husband: Teri hai is liye.. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: Ya Allah, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha.....
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Wife: Tum Saari Duniya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......

Husband: Tum Kya Samajhti Ho? Main Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..
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Taxiwala:-
"Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu?"
Passenger :- "PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!"
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Why Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage?
Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: "No human can be punished twice for the same offence..๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shaurat bhi lelo..
Suddenly Santa stands up & says-Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo....
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