Tufaani baarish

 Aadhi raat

 Ek aadmi pizza hut se pizza lene gaya

Pizza wala:- aap married ho??

Aadmi:- saale, aise tufaan me kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi. 😆😆😆

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Kya apki life bahot boring h?

agar haan

to type kijiye

I love U (space) (girlfriend ka naam)

aur

send kare apni biwi ko.

kasam se life me hungama mach jayega...
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1 Sharabi Train Ki PATRI Par So Gaya,
1 Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega.
Sharabi-Saale Abhi AEROPLANE Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To TRAIN Kya chij he;-)
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Difference between talent and god’s gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.
-This is talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god’s gift. 
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Bhikhari (Car mein bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo..!" Lady ne paise de diye... . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi... . . Lady boli:- Baba Dua To Dete Jao..! . . . . Bhikhari:- BMW Mein To Baithi Hai Moti... Ab Kya... "Rocket Pe Baithegi..!!!" 😆😆😆😆😆
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 "Phataka Joke"

TV Reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha:
Jab Bomb gira to kya vo jor se gira?

Zakhmi gusse me:
Nahi Saale, vo rengta hua mere paas aya aur sharma k bola..... dhummm.
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