Hassi rok kr dikhao...............

Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.


Puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF's father:- hello beta neel, how are you?
Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak neel k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted "Poooooooo...."

Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF's father:- "Tommy...ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se." Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.

2 min baad again neel "poooooo...."

Gf's father gusse mein:- Tommy... Get out, bhago yaha se... Neel fir se bahut khush hua.

Gf:- Sorry Neel, ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato neel k paas se..

Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOOOOOOOOO......"
GF's father:- Tommy haramkhor!!! jab wo tere upar hug dega tab hatega kya waha se kameene..??"
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