TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kale bakre ko ya Safed ko?

Anchor: Safed ko...

Farmer : Ghaas..!!

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..!!

Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safed ko?

Anchor: Safed ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein..

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein..!!

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safed ko?

Anchor: Kale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safed ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safed?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safed bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......! 😝