Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Santa alwayzzz rocksss๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

santa- cricket khel kr aaya.
banta- kitne run banaye..
santa- century hone mai 99 runs baki the aur
mai out ho gaya.
banta- aree yaar! so close na....
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

santa- hum pati-patni tamil sikhna chahte hai..

banta- woh Q..?

santa- hmne ek tamil bacha goud liya hai. hum sochte hai jab wo bolne lage
usse pehle hum tamil sikh le,,
๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

banta- ye letter tm kise likh rahe ho?
santa-khud ko.
banta- isme kya likha hai?
santa- malum nhi...

banta- Q..?

Santa- abhi
mujhe mili kaha hai..
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Santa Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi
Santa Tadap Tadap k Marne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki
Use Yaad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Band h. Wapas uth gya or bola,

'Sala! dara diya.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

banta- suna hai aap apni patni k sath bartan
dhote hai?

santa- to kya hua, woh bhi to mere sath rotiya
pakati hai....
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena...
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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