Laugh Louder.
We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty four
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ?
Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz
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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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Dont laugh alone pass it on !!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
❤
We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty four
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------
What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
-----------------------------------
Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
-----------------------------------
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ?
Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..
๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
-----------------------------------
Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------
What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz
๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
-----------------------------------
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------
Philosophy of :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------
Dont laugh alone pass it on !!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
❤
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