Sunday, April 5, 2015

Laugh Louder.



We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty four
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.

๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š๐Ÿ•š

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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽผ

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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ?
Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..

๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น

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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz

๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’ถ

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

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Philosophy of :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ

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Dont laugh alone pass it on !!!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

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