Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means
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E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)

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When do you know u r in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?

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We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.

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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work , bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

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