Husband-Darling ! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe.?
Wife-Idhar udhar Q likhte ho?
Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho...!! ๐Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nai marne ka..!! ๐
Arz kia hai....
ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Apni profile pic mai akeli...
Aur pati ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai๐๐๐
Few more๐
Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....๐๐๐
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???
Boy(๐ก): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...๐๐๐
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Ek dum latest....
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๐ธAir hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
๐ดPandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
๐ธAir hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐
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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!๐๐⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..๐๐๐๐
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted ๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ
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Dont laugh alone pass it on.....
Wife-Idhar udhar Q likhte ho?
Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho...!! ๐Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nai marne ka..!! ๐
Arz kia hai....
ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai...
Apni profile pic mai akeli...
Aur pati ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai๐๐๐
Few more๐
Height of guessing an answer......
Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.
Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....๐๐๐
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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5
Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???
Boy(๐ก): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...๐๐๐
-----------------------------------------------------
Ek dum latest....
✈✈✈✈✈✈
๐ธAir hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
๐ดPandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
๐ธAir hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐
-----------------------------------------------------
Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!๐๐⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..๐๐๐๐
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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted ๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ
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Dont laugh alone pass it on.....
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