KADAK attitude..
Boyfriend Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo wapas De De , Muje Nayi girlfriend Mil Gayi Hai".

Girlfriend Ne 30 Photos Bhej k Likha: "Inme se Dhoondh Lena Mujhe To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Wife drinking Vodka,
asked
 "Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband-
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 🚶

Wife: "Nasha 🍸
har gum bhula deta hai"

 "Bhaisaab"..!!😜

😀😂😂😂
 Teacher :

“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !😂😂😇😇
Ghor Kalyug😰

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂


Teacher : नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...???
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Santa : P.H.D.
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Teacher : Kya....???
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Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..
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Teacher behosh..!

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Doctor : Aap ki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai..

Santa pehle to bohat roya, phir aansu ponchhte huwe
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 Kitne number se ??

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Santa sharab pite pite rone laga...

Banta: Kya hua ro Q rahe ho?

Santa: Yaar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pee raha tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..

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Santa : Yaar banta hum dono me kya rishta hai?

Banta : Jo besan aur pakode ka hai.

Santa : Wo kaise?

Banta : Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai.

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This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

😂😍
Ultimate Hit!!

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Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain?

Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya aur bola

"Vidhwa Aurat"

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Shaadi mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne puchha kab tak khaoge?

Santa : Main toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,

"Dinner 7-12pm"

😜😝😛😄😊😂😂😊

Santa wanted to become a great scientist like Newton.

After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion:

"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"..!z