Day 1

👦: Dad aapko mere school bulaya hai
👨: kya hua?

👦: Math teacher ne pucha 7x9 kitne
 main bola 63
👨: toh...
👦: tab usne pucha 9x7.. Kitne
👨: to chutiye isme kya antar hai?
👦: maine bhi usko yahi pucha
👨:😳

Day 2:
👦: Dad aap mere school gaye they
👨: Na
👦: OK good kyuki mera zym teacher b aapse mikna chahta hai
👨: ab kya hua😞😞
👦: usne mujhe pehle kha apna right hand uthao, fir left hand, fir right leg or fir left leg...
👨: To ab kya tu apne lode pe khada hoga?
👦: Maine bhi same yahi kaha
👨:😳

Day 3
👦: Dad aap mere school gaye k nahi?
👨: Nhi kyuy?
👦: 😡 mujhe nikal diya gya hai..
👨: ab kya kar dia beta tune?
👦: mujhe aaj principle k office bulaya gya.. Maine dekha waha mere math teacher, zym teacher or hamari dance teacher bhi khadi thi...
👨: dance teacher kya waha Ma chuda rahi thi?
👦:😝 maine bhu ander ghuste hi ye pucha....