Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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All Husbands are Bluetooth..
Always connected to wife when she is around..
But
The moment wife is away..
They automatically start searching new devices.. 