SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........

Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya
Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge..

Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda.
Dr: Kya Hua
Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha

Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.