LAUGHTER - The Best Medicine

Wife : I Will Die.
Husband : I Will Also Die.
Wife : Why Will You Die ?
Husband : Because I Can't Bear That Much Happiness..!.


Husband frantically calls the hotels maintenance manager from his hotel room:
"Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel".
The manager responded: "Sir that's a personal matter.
Husband: "Idiot, the window won't open! That's a maintenance matter


A couple was having dinner at  a fancy restaurant
As the food was served, the husband said, 
"The food looks delicious, let's start eating." 
Wife: "Honey, you say prayers before eating at home"
Husband: "That's at home, Sweetheart ..... Here the chef knows how to cook! 


Husband and wife conversation through sms  
Husband (in office): “Hello Dear, what are you doing?”  
Wife (at home): “I am dyeing…!”
Husband jumps with happiness but says: “Oh no! My darling, how can I live without you?”                             
Wife: “You idiot! I am dyeing my hair” 
Husband: “Damn English Language” 



An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tightly so that it would not blow away in the wind.      
A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam, I'm sorry to appear forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"     
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."      
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.  
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,  "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday"


Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet
Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In
& Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out.


Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named Female names


Because When They Arrive, They're Wet And Wild, But
When They Go, They Take Your House And Car..


Text Messaging 
Husband Sends The Following Message To His Wife
My Love,
If You're Sleeping, Send Me Your Dreams.
If You're Smiling, Send Me Your Smile.
If You're Crying, Send Me Your Tears.
I Love You.
Wife Texed Back :
I'm In The Toilet,
What Should I Send You?


A Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He Can
Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40 Years.
The Wizard Says, "Maybe, But You Will Have To Tell Me
The Exact Words That Were Used To Put The Curse On You."
The Man Says Without Hesitation,
"I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife."


Husband Searching Keywords On Google `How To Tackle Wife?`
Google Search Result, `Good Day Sir, Even We Are Searching`.


Husband Throwing Darts At His Wife’s Photo And Not Even A Single One Hitting The Target..
From Another Room Wife Called The Husband : “Honey What Are You Doing..

Husband: “MISSING YOU, Honey......