All new Jokes...

Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam Tha
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Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.
kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas.
Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.
Sab Setting Hai...
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The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!

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1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se: Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?
Papa: Nai beta
Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!!

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Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi...
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha...Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai.... 😄

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Son : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge???
Father : small get together kya hota hai??
Son : only you me and principal...😁😄
Died Laughing.
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A man went to narak. He saw GANDHIJI dancing with SHAKIRA.

He asks YAMRAJ: BAPU ki saza itni mast kyu?
YAMRAJ: Abbey saza BAPU ko nahi SHAKIRA ko mili hai..
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Train mai Warning likhi thi......."
Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. "
Sardar- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof???
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BABA Ramdev Kehte Hai, "Achhi Sehat K Liye Saas Par Control Kare"
Ab Baba Ko Kon Samajhaye Ki,
Logo Se Biwi Control Nhi Hoti To Saas Par kaise Control Kare.
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