Jyaada padhi likhi biwi hone ka dukh -

Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks:Aaj
khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

Wife: Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels. Served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter

Husband: WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY??😀 WHAT IS IT CALLED?

Wife : Khichdi!😫