A Blind Bengali Babumoshai enters a bar orders a drink and yells: "Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"
In deep husky voice a man next to him says: "Before you tell that joke Sir I think it is fair to inform you, given that you are blind for sure, that you know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind Bengali dada thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Na Baba Na.....Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!". ๐๐๐๐
In deep husky voice a man next to him says: "Before you tell that joke Sir I think it is fair to inform you, given that you are blind for sure, that you know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.
Now think about it. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind Bengali dada thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Na Baba Na.....Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!". ๐๐๐๐
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