An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me!

The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine?



The HR man shouts: Your assets are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger...

The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package... but this is what you get in hand...👐👐😆😆😆