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Best Advice To Women By A Skin Specialist:
"Always Go Out Without Bra !
Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On
Your Face And dark circles...
Under Your Eyes!"...

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Maid while cleaning bed, finds a condom..
She asks: "memsaab, ye kya hai??"
Memsaab: "tumhaare gaaon me sex nahi karte kya??"
Maid: " karte hai par itna bhi nahi karte ki mard ki khaal utar jaaye.."

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There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is Alcohol..!
The rest is 69...!

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Sign outside a silicon breast implant clinic:
We rearrange alphabets...
"LEMONS"
into
"MELONS" .
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LADY to Baba:-
mere pati roz aadhi raat ko kahin chale jate hain, aur subah tak vapas nahi aate.
Baba: Sundari..! Ye
"Samasya" hai yaa... "Amantran"..?
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