How various wives fight with their respective husbands:

Pilot's wife:
Zyada udo mat

Teacher's wife:
Mujhe mat sikhaao

Painter's wife:
Thobda rang dungi

Dhobi's wife:
Dho dungi

Actor's wife:
Naatak mat karo
Dentist's wife:
Daat tod dungi

CA's wife:
Hisaab se raho

Engineer's wife:
Sab parts dhile kar dungi

Architect's wife:
Sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi

& the Best one

Marketing person's wife:
Zyada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi 😀