Saturday, October 11, 2014

Comments - Whatsapp - 3 Idiots Style:

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bahot dino se whatapp me account
banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot
maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...
Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on whatsapp is a
Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi whatsapp pe log daalte hai
post hai sir...
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir...
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick
tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like...
Comment-Like...

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like... Comment-Like...?

Haan Chatur, tum batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through
mobile or tablet using internet on whatsapp is
called a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi
bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Line
ya Hike ke apps pe account banao... :@

Rancho: Par sir dusre appss bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar
jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our
private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal
information for being stolen or used for bad
purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha.

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!

Rancho: Thodi derpehle try kiya tha sir,
Aapko pasand nahi aaya...

Jaldi forward karo, market mein naya he.

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