D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
 Dad apne bete pappu ka result
 lene school gaye.
 Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
 se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
 Madam: Period to khatam hone
 do
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 Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
 lady to rikshwalla "...under tak
 jaayega?"
 rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega
 madam, aapke liye toh khada
 kiya hai."
 lady "thik hai toh..ghumake
 phicche se le lo...."😀
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Dudhwala 🍼Continuously
 Ringing Door Bell.
 Lady from Inside:
 Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
 Ab bas bhi karo.
 Tumse accha To Paperwala📰
hai;
 Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta
 hai.😛.....
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Most confusing double meaning
 joke..
 :
 Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
 chad gaya!
 Friend : Q???
 Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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 1st frnd to 2 Friend'
 "Lay mithai kha!"
 2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
 1st frnd:
 Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
 karti hai,
 aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka
 Award mila hay!
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 DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
 SHAKE
 & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
 Piye.
 Counter Pe Payment K Time
 WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
 BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
 Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
 lena.
-🍌🍏🍏
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Simran to Doctor :
 Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
 iPill kha li,
 kya kru?
 Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
 Dosto ko khush karo,
 72 ghanto k liye
 Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
 Jaa simran Jaa..😛.....
Jee le apni zindagi...