HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...😀

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani  Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein  bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi " Rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni Pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu...

Husband : pagli
 Blood Relation me shadiya kaha hoti hai..!!

1 ladka Naya Naya Doctor Bana.

Doctor Banne Ke Baad UsNe Pehla Operation Kia.

Operation Theater Se Nikal Kar Kehta Hai :
,
"Hai ishwar !!!
Pehla Tohfa Bheja Hai, Qabool Karo." 