ME and MY HUSBAND...

When I Take a long time to finish,
I Am Slow,
When my husband takes a long time,
He Is Thorough

When I don't do it,
I Am Lazy,
When my HUSBAND does not do it,
He Is Busy,

When I do something without being told,
I Am Trying To Be Smart,
When my husband does the same,
He Takes The Initiative,

When I make a mistake,
I Am An Idiot.
When my husband makes a mistake,
He's Only Human.

When I am out of the house,
I Am Wandering Around.
When my husband is out of the house,
He's On Business.

When I am one day sick,
I Am Always Sick.
When my husband is a day sick,
He Must Be Very Ill.

When I want to go out for holiday
I m wasting money
When my husband wants to go on holidays ,
It's Because He's Overworked

When I do good,
My husband Never Remembers,
When I do wrong,
He Never Forgets


When I please my husband I m apple polishing
If my husband pleases me he loves me


Dedicated to all married couples