Sita ji k vanvaas 🌳🌲🌿jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Wah wah.

Sita ji k vanvaas🌱 jane mein bahut badi seekh 💥💫hai.

Ghar me 3-3 saas😈😤 ho to jungle hi theek hai .

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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : 😩 Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : 😫Sirf 88% ..

Boy :  Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...😀
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Classic insult..
.
.
Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani  Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein  bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....
..
This is a killer......
New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ?

NURSE : Power Cut !

BABY : Ohhh tari...Phir se India mein paida ho gaya... 😆😆