Saturday, October 18, 2014

Ultimate Hit!!





HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
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SERVANT picked the phone.








HUSBAND: Memsaab  se baat karao 








SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre ๐Ÿšชmein hai








HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon 








SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu?









HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko  Mai hold karta hoon 








After killing..๐Ÿ”ช
SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu? 








HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa....









SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
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HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai...??








SERVANT: Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai...








HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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