Why all pilots go to heaven?

A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark Ray Ban sun glasses, a crazy looking shirt, leather jacket & jeans. Arrogance and carefree attitude personified!

God to the guy : Who r u ?

Guy : I am a pilot. Flew all my life. Now you take care of me buddy..

God : Welcome. Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.

God to the Priest : Who r u ?

Priest : Sir, I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching god and good things to people.

God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.

Priest : God, how come that this rash, arrogant pilot gets a gold robe & I who spent all my life preaching good get just a cotton one.

God : Results, my son, results. While you preached, people slept, but when he flew his plane, people really prayed...

“Its Performance, not Position that Counts !!”

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