Wife : "why r u home so early?"Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" 😆😋Shortest Joke :Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town.:) ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) WifeBecause, there is always a better model in neighborhood ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆! .🌞Q- You know why women love shoes? A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. Q- Why can't Women Drive well? A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? A- There are no Shopping Centers.. Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The woman who invented the phrase "All menare the same" was a Chinese woman who losther husband in a crowd.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS: After Accident, Driver Angrily said -I showed you the Headlights and told u letme go first.........Female Driver- I also started the Wipersand said No, No, No..Driver fainted  !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There are 3 kinds of men in thisworld.Some remain single and makewonders happen. Some havegirlfriends and see wonders happen.Rest get married and wonder whathappened=))~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wives aremagicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . Theycan change anything into anargument😆~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Women live a Better, Longer &Peaceful Life, as compared to men.WHY? A very INTELLIGENT manreplied: Women don't have a wife!😆Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it