Maid wanted a salary raise.
Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise
Maid: I can cook better than you?
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me!
Madam: Ok, second reason
Maid: I can iron better than you
Madam: Who told you that
Maid: Your husband told me
Madam: Ok, and the third reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you!
This time madam was furious and she was getting ready to break her head
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you
Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary.....!